Candy Dreams

I had a dream about you the other night. In it, you saw that I was upset at you and decided to make amends. So you bought me candy. Lots of candy. Different types of candy, including Cherry Blasters and Fuzzy Peaches and those green gummies that sort of look like flat apples. You showed me the candy and I got all excited, and then you sat in your chair - that looks exactly like my chair - in your house that's across the street from my other home here, swivelled your chair around so I could only see your profile (which is nicer than your face front-on by the way - I want to photograph you properly), and proceeded to eat all the candy.

I still don't understand if you're rude or just confused. For your sake, I hope it's the latter...