Flying Danger

I made a bowl of popcorn today, to prevent me from eating too many gummy worms. See the problem is that I'm a vegetarian, and so I can't eat too many types of gummy worms because they have gelatin. My father was out of town a week ago, and found this confectionary that makes gummy worms without gelatin - and so, knowing my love for the chewy slitherers, brought back a couple of packets (to last me to the end of the year). Because I'd had too many yesterday (while I was studying, of course), I decided to diversify my junk intake, and climbed up the refrigerator to get to the cupboard that houses our popcorn popper.

So I put the kernels into the trusty machine, and plugged it in. Soon after, the white fluff started flying out and I tried catching as much as I could in the bowl that I was holding. But - one unpopped kernel flew out, burning hot, and hit me on my hand - and now I have a popcorn kernel burn on my right hand...

and it hurts...

especially while typing...

popcorn is dangerous people..beware